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Yo Mama

Bathroom  Joe-ks 

(also known as Washroom Joe-ks to Canadians, eh...
or 'Restroom' Joe-ks to our American friends...)
joe-ks.com
Largest Source of Internet Humour!

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Look out for #1. Don't step in #2.
On a restroom hand dryer: Do not activate with wet hands.
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you are in the bathroom.
I fired my masseuse today. She rubbed me the wrong way.
Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
California Governor Makes Stand on Dirty Toilets
Have some shampoo,” was Tom’s unconditional offer.
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
Why did the birthday girl bring toilet paper to her party?
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
What is a ringleader?
Did you ever see the movie "Constipation"?
Millipede: Mildred used the little girl's room.
I don't know if I want to change the world or just toilet train it.
What vegetable can you find in a toilet?

Did you hear about the constipated musician?



(click on the thumbnail images below to expand to full size)
Golden Nugget

 

Redneck Garden

 

When You Gotta Go

 

Redneck Holiday

 

Public Toilet

 

Redneck Racecar

 

Hide & Seek

 

Redneck Outhouse Throne

 

Fly in the Toilet

 

Bathroom Laptop

 

Korean Public Toilet

 

Romance Lost

Socket To Me

Sink Drinker

Johnny On The Pot

Water Hat

Guitar Throne

Wet Suit Danger

Wrap Around Towel

Handicap Helper

Signs of Old Age

Living With A Blonde

A Picture Of Me In The Shower

Redneck Outhouse

IRS Toothpaste

Don't Try This At Home

Chocolate Easter Eggs

The Perfect Dog

Boy Scout Scooter

Bathroom Browser - TP Printer

Outside Urinal

Paperless Toilet

Redneck Barbecue

The Honey Truck

iPottie

Outhouse Treasure

Bathing A Cat

Toddler Joe

Political Promise Transporter

No Load is Too Big for this Outhouse

Fish Bowl Cleaner

Nerd Shaving

Windows For Cats

Outhouse Out Nowhere

Port-a-Potty Preparation

On A Roll - Only In Japan

AOL's Password Protection

Employee Of The Month

Biker Faucet

Room With A View

Redneck Birthday Present

Women's Outhouse

Road Map for Men

Redneck Portable Camping Potty

Couch Throne


Wet T-Shirt Contest Winner


2005 British Royal Flush Wedding

5 Dollars of Gas
A Face A Day - Preparing For Work
A Lovely Thing

A Picture Of Me In The Shower
A Reason To Learn English
Air Traffic Control - Gas Tank Advice
Annoying Little Bars Of Soap

AOL's Password Protection
Are They Hormone or Hermoan Pills?
Armless Man's Assistant
Asian Real Meal Deal

Backgammon Oneup-lady-ship  (1.2M) 

Bad Hair Day

Baked Beans - Nature's Way of Opening Windows  (260k)
Baseball for the Inmates

Bathing A Cat
Bathroom Blues - Here's Looking At You

Bathroom Browser - TP Printer
Bathroom Camera  (2.0M)

Bathroom Laptop 

Bathroom Thigns
B.C. – Bathroom Commode or Baptist Church?
Bedtime Bliss
Bichon Friese – Schitzu Cross
Biker Faucet

Bilingual Washroom
Bird Bomb - Whitewash To Go
Bird Flu Symptoms

Blonde Kleenex

Blow Dryer for the Shower?

Boy Scout Scooter

Boys' Baptism

Breathtaking Moon Picture From An Airplane!

British Power Smart  (1.7M) 

'Bug Light' Invisible Monsters On Your Desk
Bungee Jumper: "How Do I Spell Relief?"

Burning The Midnight Oil With A Candlestick

The Butt of all Plane Joe-ks

Charmin's New Ad
Cheap Perfume
Chocolate Easter Eggs

'Choose A Urinal' Challenge!
Church Butt Sleeper

Classes For Men

Cleaning Poem

Cockpit Announcement

Coke's Special Ingredients
Cold Outhouse
Computer For Women
Concrete Guestrooms

Confession Relief
Constipated Mathematician
Control Your Anger

Cop Chase  (3.2M) 

Corporate Outhouse
Couch Throne
Couples Tub Toilet - For Newleyweds

Cover Me Sarge... It's Getting Wet Over Here
Cozy Washroom
Crap Flavoured Instant Noodles
Cross Between a Havanese and a Shih Tzu?
Cubism  (4.2M)
Dads and Diapers  (3.0M)
Definitely Defined
Diaper Change: Hazardous Material
Diaper Choice Baby Dispenser
Diatribe Facts du Jour

Diatribe Joe-ks 4U

Diet Doctor To The Rescue

Diet Facts

Dinnae Kin, Jock

Distasteful Lawyer
Do Not Write On The Walls!
Dog Download: Why Your Computer Might Not Work Properly

Don't Annoy The Maid  (500k)

Don't Be A Stick In The Mud
Don't Forget Her Special Day  (750k)
Don't Try This At Home
Dynamite Cure For Emptying The Outhouse

Early Spring Planting Yields Extra Returns

Eggsellent Close Shave
Election Promises to Voters

Electrician's New Plug

Employee Of The Month

Explain This To Your Boss!  (840k)
Face Mask - Slightly Stained
Famous Scandinavian Inventions
Fart Match

Feeling Retired?

The Fert

Fertilizer Club

Fish Bowl Cleaner

Fix The Outhouse, Pa!

Fly in the Toilet 

Fruit Of The Loom

Gas Competitors Reach Agreement

Geek Leak for Dedicated Computer Users

Gentlemen Only

Gesundheit - The Deadly Sneeze

Gifts For The Teacher

Ginger

Glass World - Where Plumbers Buy

Golden Nugget 

Golf Potty Putter
Golfer Who Can't Change
Grandma's Control Problems – Biodegradable Super Fluff  (2.0M)

Granny Humour 

Guitar Throne
Gutter Spout Hotel
Hairball Essence or Hair Ingestion?

Handicap Helper
Happy Keester

Having Problems With Your Deodorant?
Health Barometer... or just a Bum Deal?
Hi Tech Potty in China
Hide & Seek 
Hillbilly Gas Chamber
Hockey Rivalry: Vancouver Canucks vs. Calgary Flames
The Honey Truck
Horse Crawler  (580k)
Horse Hat
Hot New Game - This Fire's 4U!
How To Detect A 2-Way Mirror
How To Lose Weight For The New Year
How To Weigh Yourself Correctly

Hunters Know Their Priorities!

Husband's Last Bathroom Suggestion

I Finally Got The Bathroom Remodeled!

iPottie
IRS Toothpaste

Jockeying For Position
Johnny On The Pot
Johnny On The Pot - Plumber Sits Down On The Job

Jumbo Vancouver Evening Plans
Just One More Fart
Just When You Think You're Alone In The Bush...
Keep The Lid Down!

Kid's 'Behind The Scenes' Inspection for Hidden Cracks

Korean Public Toilet 

Ladies Room Buttons

Laws of the Natural Universe
Lion In The Bathtub

Lipstick Laptop 

Lipstick Wheel

Little Boy's Powder Nose

The Little House Behind The House

Little Johnny's Powder Room

Little Johnny's Secret Cereal Recipe

Little Leprechaun

Little White Lies @ the Ladies’ Bake Sale

Living With A Blonde

Look On The Bright Side
The Lord Of The Rings
Los Angeles International Airport – Renamed
Male Birth Control
Male Multitasker - Rarity Unveiled

Management Lesson on Project Resources
Me? No - I Use That Hydrant!

Mennonite Washrooms 

Milk of Amnsesia

Miracle Cosmetics Help Aging Process
"Mommy Alert" Diaper Meter

Motorcycle Repairs or Reap-errors?
Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer - Real Men of Genius  (900k)

Musical Throne

Natural Sham-poo

Nerd Shaving

New Cell Phones  (3.8M)
New Drugs For Men

New Drugs For Women

New Improved Product Makes Toilet Paper Obsolete
New Oil Company Sign
The New Supermarket
New Wal-Mart Mirror

New Wine For Seniors - Anti-Diuretic Hybrid Grape?
Newfie 2006 Senior Scooter
Nice Teeth
'No Fart Forest' for Extreme Fire Hazards

No Load is Too Big for this Outhouse

No Name Toilet Paper

No Pit Stop Car
Norvegian Groaners

Norwegian Gas Passer  (630k)
Observant Doctor

Ode To Flatulence

Off Road Commode – When Nature Calls  (2.0M)

Oh Crap! A Reason To Hate Mondays  (1.1M)
On A Roll - Only In Japan

One Wee Scottish Farty (Tae A Fart)
Only In Thailand - Time To Clean The Pet Snake
Open Barracks Door

Outhouse Disposal

Outhouse Mover

Outhouse Out Nowhere

Outhouse Treasure
Outside Urinal
Paperless Toilet

Parachute Airline's Latest Seat Sale
Passing the Bar Exam to Join The Club
PeePeeing Tom

Penny For Your Thoughts

The Perfect Dog
The Perfect Weight
Political Promise Transporter
Pooped Out Playground
Port-a-Potty Preparation
Pot At The End Of Your Rainbow
Potty Training An Elephant

Power Plunger
PRICELESS Trip to the ATM Machine
Prison Escapee's Not-Quite-Clean Escape

Prunes & Holy Water

Public Toilet 

Recycled Sandpaper TP - A Bum Deal

Redneck Barbecue
Redneck Birthday Present

Redneck Book of Manners
Redneck Christmas Carols  (1.8M)
Redneck Cuts Toilet In Half
Redneck Faucet

Redneck Garden 

Redneck Holiday 

Redneck Horseshoes

Redneck Men’s Pickup Lines 

Redneck Outhouse

Redneck Outhouse Poetry

Redneck Outhouse Throne 

Redneck Port-A-Potty

Redneck Portable Camping Potty

Redneck Racecar 

Redneck TV Antenna