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Bad Gas  Groaners

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Passing gas is necessary to well-being.  Hippocrates
He's such a tight ass that when he farts only dogs can hear it.
If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus.
He was so cheap that he ate beans to save money on bubble bath.
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Colorectal Surgeon Praise
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Constipation: When tush comes to shove.
Gastric: Igniting flatulence.
What happened to the man with amnesia when he farted?
Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues.
What did the Doctor tell the patient with chronic diarrhea?

Did you hear about the constipated musician?
Why don't cannibals eat weathermen?
What smells and shoots at people?


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Can I Play In There Mommy?

Cat Tattoo

Johnny On The Pot

Redneck Tank Top

Guitar Throne

Wet Suit Danger

Handicap Helper

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Out Of Gas

Redneck Outhouse

Odor Detector

Don't Try This At Home

Chocolate Easter Eggs

The Perfect Dog

Belly Button Tattoos for Primates

Boy Scout Scooter

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Outside Urinal

Paperless Toilet

Redneck Barbecue

The Honey Truck

iPottie

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Outhouse Treasure

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Political Promise Transporter

Horse Hat

Duct Tape - for a Prettier World

Look Daddy - Baby Kittens!

Port-a-Potty Preparation

AOL's Password Protection

Employee Of The Month

World's Largest Underpants

Cowbelly Tattoo

Women's Outhouse

The Butt of all Plane Joe-ks

New Oil Company Sign

World's First Hybrid Motorcycle

Lunch Anyone?

Pooped Out Playground

Taste of Olympic Success

Cold Outhouse

1st Occurrence of Bad Gas in the Bible
2005 British Royal Flush Wedding

5 Dollars of Gas

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A Lovely Thing
After-Gas Piggy Bank
Air Traffic Control - Gas Tank Advice

AOL's Password Protection

Armless Man's Assistant
Asian Real Meal Deal

Backgammon Oneup-lady-ship  (1.2M) 

Bad Breath Support Group
Baked Bean Lover
Baked Beans - Nature's Way of Opening Windows  (260k)
Baked Democrat

Bathroom Blues - Here's Looking At You
Bathroom Browser - TP Printer

Bathroom Laptop 

Belly Button Tattoos for Primates
Bichon Friese – Schitzu Cross
Bier Making Oudfit - Balancin Schtatement
Bilingual Washroom
Bird Bomb - Whitewash To Go

Bird Flu Symptoms
Blonde Cow Pies

Blow Dryer for the Shower?

Boy Scout Scooter

Breathtaking Moon Picture From An Airplane!

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The Buffalo Theory
Bungee Jumper: "How Do I Spell Relief?"

Burning The Midnight Oil With A Candlestick

The Butt of all Plane Joe-ks

Can I Play In There Mommy? 

Canada's Collective Thoughts for its Prime Minister
Cat Tattoo 

Charmin's New Ad
Cheap Perfume

Children's Science Exam Answers

Chili Cheater - 2003 Championship Chili Cook-Off

Chocolate Easter Eggs

'Choose A Urinal' Challenge!
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Church Wedgie
Cleaning Poem

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Cold Outhouse
Colorectal Surgeon Praise

Constipated Mathematician
Control Your Anger

Cop Chase  (3.2M) 

Corporate Outhouse

Couch Throne

Couples Tub Toilet - For Newleyweds

Cowbelly Tattoo
Cozy Washroom
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Crap Flavoured Instant Noodles
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Cross-Eyed Bull - Newfie Vet's "Proctocol" Remedy

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Definitely Defined
Diaper Change: Hazardous Material
Diaper Choice Baby Dispenser
Diet Doctor To The Rescue

Dinnae Kin, Jock
DNA Genes
Don't Annoy The Maid  (500k)
Don't Forget Her Special Day  (750k)

Don't Mess With My SS Check  (900k) 

Don't Try This At Home
Doves Forever 

Downside Electric - 'Short' Safety Program
Duct Tape - for a Prettier World

Dynamite Cure For Emptying The Outhouse

Efficient Micro-Surgeons
Eight Words with Male & Female Meanings
Election Promises to Voters
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Elephant Dung Stationery
Elevator Fragrance

Employee Of The Month

Explain This To Your Boss!  (840k)
Face Mask - Slightly Stained
Fanny Floss - a real "Bum Deal"
The Fart File
Fart Match

Feeling Retired?
The Fert

Fertilizer Club
Finger Lickin' Good!  (The Dog Only Knows For Sure...)
Fish CoverUp
Fix The Outhouse, Pa!
Flatulence Problem
Fly in the Toilet 
Fly This Airline for Longer & Larger Bad Gas
French Kissing - Wise Advice
Frosty's Snow Cone Factory
Fruit Of The Loom

Garbage In or Garbage Out?
Gas Competitors Reach Agreement
Gas Passer... Downwind Protocol
Gas Prices Around The World 

Gentlemen Only
Gifts For The Teacher

Ginger
Glass World - Where Plumbers Buy

Golden Nugget 

Golf Potty Putter
Golfer Who Can't Change
Gone With The Wind
Grandma's Control Problems – Biodegradable Super Fluff  (2.0M)

Guitar Throne

Handicap Helper
Happy End TP

Happy Keester

Having Problems With Your Deodorant?
Health Barometer... or just a Bum Deal?
Hi Tech Potty in China
Hide & Seek 

High Gas Prices 2004:    #1  #2  #3  #4  #5  #6  #7  #8  #9  #10  #11
High Octane Hooch
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The Honey Truck

Horse Crawler  (580k)
Horse Gas

Horse Hat

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Husband's Last Bathroom Suggestion

Hybrid Thai Car

I Finally Got The Bathroom Remodeled!

iPottie

Jet Fuel Drink
Johnny On The Pot

Johnny On The Pot - Plumber Sits Down On The Job
Just One More Fart
Kid's 'Behind The Scenes' Inspection for Hidden Cracks

Kissing Test  (1.9M) 

Kleenix For Your File Folders

Korean Public Toilet 

Ladies Room Buttons
Leaning Grandma

The Little House Behind The House
Little Johnny's Secret Cereal Recipe

Little Leprechaun

Look Daddy - Baby Kittens!

Loss Of The Remote Control For Life?
Loud Heart

Lunch Anyone?

Me? No - I Use That Hydrant!
Men In Public Rest Rooms

Mennonite Washrooms 

Miss Chernobyl 2004
"Mommy Alert" Diaper Meter

Moose Nuggets for Diabetes

Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer - Real Men of Genius  (900k)
Musical Throne

Nearsighted Skunk
New Cell Phones  (3.8M)

New Oil Company Sign
The New Supermarket
Newfie 2006 Senior Scooter
Newfie Duck Hunter

Nice Teeth
'No Fart Forest' for Extreme Fire Hazards
No Name Toilet Paper

No Pit Stop Car

Norvegian Groaners
Norwegian Gas Passer  (630k)
Nun’s Bedpan Gas
Nun-Sense @ the Airport

Nursing Home Relief

Observant Doctor

Ode To Flatulence

Odor Detector
Off Road Commode – When Nature Calls  (2.0M)
Oh Crap! A Reason To Hate Mondays  (1.1M)
Old Gas Station with Special Ladies Restroom
Old Lady With Silent Touch

On A Roll - Only In Japan

One Wee Scottish Farty (Tae A Fart)
Out Of Gas
Outhouse Disposal

Outhouse Mover

Outhouse Out Nowhere

Outhouse Treasure
Outside Urinal

Overdue Outpatient News
Ozonol

Paperless Toilet
Pass It On

Passing the Bar Exam to Join The Club
PeePeeing Tom

Penny For Your Thoughts

The Perfect Dog

Persian Rug Sales

Police De-Tail: Down-Wind Protocol
Political Promise Transporter

Pooped Out Playground
Port-a-Potty Preparation
Pot At The End Of Your Rainbow
Potty Training An Elephant
Power Plunger
The Price of A Mercedes Fart
Prison Escapee's Not-Quite-Clean Escape

Prunes & Holy Water

Public Toilet 

Reach For The Top - What Have You Got To Lose?
Rectum Stretcher
Redneck TV Antenna
Recycled Sandpaper TP - A Bum Deal

Redneck Barbecue

Redneck Birthday Present
Redneck Christmas Carols  (1.8M)
Redneck Cuts Toilet In Half
Redneck Doorbell
Redneck Fishermen

Redneck Garden 

Redneck Holiday 

Redneck Horseshoes

Redneck Lawn Mower
Redneck Men’s Pickup Lines 

Redneck Outhouse

Redneck Outhouse Poetry
Redneck Outhouse Throne 

Redneck Port-A-Potty

Redneck Portable Camping Potty
Redneck Racecar 

Redneck Snowblower:     Regular     Heavy Duty

Redneck Tank Top

Redneck Toilet Paper
Relative Facelift

Relief Ratings
Restroom Buttons
Returning the Stinky House to the Ex-Wife
Road Map for Men

Romantic Hay Ride  (2.2M)
Room With A View

Royal Flush Treatment - A Plumber's Dream

Scented Owl

Scotsman’s “What’s It Worth” Retrieval
Scottish Water

Scout’s Motto for the Restroom: Be Prepared
Self Moon
Seniors Are Valuable

Senior's Golf Cart
Shanty Town, New Zealand - 1870 Potty Pic
Short-Odor Cook

Signs of Old Age

Silent Church Service
Smells Fishey

So Small Cell Phone  (430k)
Spend Quality Time With Your Loved One
Starting Your Fireplace On The Roof?

Steinbach Mennonite's Winter Outhouse
Stomach Gas - Cute One!

Stretch Girl 

Super Bowl XL - For Big Jobs
Survival Guide For Taking A Dump At Work

Taco Night - that Friday Feeling  (1.4M)
Take That – Personal Insults du Jour
Taste of Olympic Success

Thank Goodness For Kleenex
Throne Entertainment On The Farm

Toddler Joe

Toddler's Instant Jacuzzi

Toilet Art

Too Much Baby Powder  (1.1M)
Tow Yard Complaint - Back Seat Protocol  (270k)
TP For Those With Money To Throw Away