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“Don't
judge a book by its movie.”
“Be careful about
reading health books - you may die of a misprint.”
“This
is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.”
“As
soon as you dispose of a book, a pressing need to refer to it will arise.”
“The
cost for framing exceeds the cost of the art.”
“Is
a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?”
“Reading
whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.”
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
“Art
School: A place for young girls to pass the time between high school and
marriage.”
Inkling: A baby fountain pen.
“I'm
not leaving the chapel until I finish this painting,” said Michelangelo
insistently.
What does an artist do just before he dies?
Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them
to the critics.
Free Verse: Verse written without rhyme or reason.
Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding.
Modern Art: Oodles of Doodles.
Poets:
Writers who are usually poor, because rhyme does not pay.
Why did the art gallery put its collection in a vault?
Odious: Bad poetry.
When is an artist dangerous?
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Dollar Drop

Lip Gloss

Redneck Garden

Good Words

Redneck No Trespassing Sign

Doves Forever

Smart Car Redesign

Warm Sweater

Best Fairy Tale

Reverse Teaching

Bush Bird

Mac Shoe

Olympic Bicycle

Matchstick Racing Car

Copy & Paste Twins

Key-o-Saurus

Sheep Chair

Spooky House

Reading Chair

Demo House For Sale

Animal Shaped Hair

Hide & Seek

Up-Set & Hungry Trucks
 
Snake Leather

New Player

Alzheimer's Wing

Sushi To Go

Crop Pig

Pill Man

Beerful Church

Feather Fashion

Redneck Seafood Dinner

Toddler Dance

Mozart in Africa

Sushi Earrings

Finger Olympics

Einstein or Monroe?

Moon Crane

Hand-Some Baby

Illusionary

Meccano Shoe

Zipper Pavement

Sea Through Fish

Food For Thought

Hearts Heart

Canucks Team Photo

Worm Bridge

Egg Walk

Eggs with Eyes

What Happened?

Broken Egg

Green Beards

Freight Train Graffiti

Peekaboo!

New Speed Trap

Foot Circle

Carden Garden

Free Paper

Magic Fountain

Latte Art

Two Face

Balloon Clothing

Digital Love

Love Not Knot

Wet Insect

Circle Of Life

Super Bowl Granny

Artistic Chair

Foamtastic

Cat Tattoo

Yolkswagon

Sink Drinker

Dental Car

Ascot Fashion Statement

Light Christmas Tree

SideCar Illusion

Christmas Ball Tree

Redneck Christmas Tree

VW SideCar

Braid Hair Pair

Well Heeled Shoe

Desert Muffins

Walking Tree

Camouflage Face

Truck Art

Kitt-O-Lantern

CD Chair

Happy Sky

Guitar Throne

Chia Car

Mink Love

Water Music

Wrap Around Towel

Power Line Road

Eyelights

Bread Dress

Rubik's Head

Frequent FlyHair

Snail Time

How Sunset Is Made

Out On A Bender

Hair Growth - a Sign of the Times

Car Stool

Car Moochanic

Pair Tree

Wine Gum Lamp

Dancing Tree

Insect-Aside

Cute Puppy

Japanese Deck Torpedoes

Chimney Sweep Challenge

Beetle Fan

Double Vision

Sport Shoe Car

Computer Bread

Keyboard in the Park

Camouflage Tent

Split Personality

Soccer Overpass

Cutex Screwdriver

Sky Board Easel

Illusive Dice

Shoelusion

Geek Piano

Golfer's Breakfast

Chocolate Easter Bunnies

Colour Car

Easter Car

Beetle's Beetle

iFrame

Easter Egg Drop-outs

Eggsellent Close Shave

Egg Couch

Wired Cars

Inspiring School Exams

Belly Button Tattoos for
Primates

Hangman Math

SandCarstle

Windows Update

Hang On To That Thought

Exhausting or Amewzing?

Wrap Around Text

Stick Humour

Hand Painting Par Excellence

Barn Art

Firm Grip Glass

The Honey Truck

Book Scientist

Frozen Stop Sign

Pencil Art

Dragon Boots

Stepping Up In The World

Musical Forks

Christmas Pencil Sharpener

2007 Hooters Calendar

Garage Watchdog

Something Fishy

Pumpkin Art

Food Art

Hand Face

Fitness On The Bus

Yoga Pencil

Classic Ballet Ad

Paper Art

Burning Water

Leg Works

Bag Hang-Up

Maid Dust

Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes

Rotating Illusion - Pink Eye
Trick

Knit Pick-e Yarn

Smoking Area Ceiling

Ultimate Camouflage

Paint Shop Pros

Pour Woman's Dress

Problem Neighbour

Dutch Soccer Fan

BrokeBack Ballet

Joe-kster's Cat

Ballet Tree

Tree Art

Clinton Portrait

Flower Pot Garden

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