Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to critics.

Art School: A place for young girls to pass the time between high school and marriage.
“I'm not leaving the chapel until I finish this painting,” said Michelangelo insistently.
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding.
As soon as you dispose of a book, a pressing need to refer to it will arise.
Poets: Writers who are usually poor, because rhyme does not pay.
Be careful about reading health books - you may die of a misprint.
Free Verse: Verse written without rhyme or reason.
Why did the art gallery put its collection in a vault?
The cost for framing exceeds the cost of the art.
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
“Orange is the happiest color.” - Frank Sinatra
What does an artist do just before he dies?
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Modern Art: Oodles of Doodles.
Inkling: A baby fountain pen.
Odious: Bad poetry.
How can you draw a blank?
When is an artist dangerous?
Why do bankers go to art school?

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