Redneck Water Barge

Bubba shares a few Barge Brewskie with his friends



Redneck Water Barge

Life at its best on a  Redneck  House  Boat

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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18-Jun-2018