Redneck Water Barge

Bubba shares a few Barge Brewskie with his friends



Redneck Water Barge

Life at its best on a  Redneck  House  Boat

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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Land Yacht
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Redneck Swimming Pools
Redneck Water Limo
Redneck Water Trailer
Redneck Waterbike
Roman Slave Ship
Table Boat

 

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16-Dec-2018