Redneck Water Barge

Bubba shares a few Barge Brewskie with his friends



Redneck Water Barge

Life at its best on a  Redneck  House  Boat

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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Redneck Motor Boat
Redneck Swimming Pools
Redneck Water Limo
Redneck Water Trailer
Redneck Waterbike
Roman Slave Ship
Table Boat

 

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ParaPlane Ride

iArm

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Shakespeare Pens

Car-nage

Drum Kit Chandelier

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Sling Signs

Beauty Bag

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Sandal Security

Folding Bike

Ladies Golf

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21-Sep-2018