Redneck Water Barge

Bubba shares a few Barge Brewskie with his friends



Redneck Water Barge

Life at its best on a  Redneck  House  Boat

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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22-Feb-2018