Cooking For Guys

Cookbook for a bachelor’s kitchen



Cookbook for men

Meal recipe for a bachelor: (A) simple, (b) quick, and (C) lots of it

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Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

That guy ain't been the same since he had that vasexomy. - Archie Bunker

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies. - Unknown

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

I ain't got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything. - Archie Bunker

The guy went into the Capitol under the dome and was sellin' the teapots on the side. - Archie Bunker

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

They just wanna get rid of us old guys over 50 that's all, and put us out to pasture. Well I ain't ready to be pasteurized! - Archie Bunker

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Unknown

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles



 

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18-Feb-2018