Cooking For Guys

Cookbook for a bachelor’s kitchen



Cookbook for men

Meal recipe for a bachelor: (A) simple, (b) quick, and (C) lots of it

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Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Don't date a guy that takes more selfies than you do. - Unknown

I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster

That guy ain't been the same since he had that vasexomy. - Archie Bunker

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

They just wanna get rid of us old guys over 50 that's all, and put us out to pasture. Well I ain't ready to be pasteurized! - Archie Bunker

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles



 

Almost Done

Swim Vacation

Foot Circle

Sumo Fault

Psychic Fair

Bread Dress

Cherry Picker

PMS Center

The Ass Family

Surf Lessons

Diet Water

Proof of Global Warming

Electricity Storage

Socket To Me

Snail Time

Segway Stroller

Wine Worms

Bear Surveillance

Move Over

Guard Roos
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26-May-2018