Cooking For Guys

Cookbook for a bachelor’s kitchen



Cookbook for men

Meal recipe for a bachelor: (A) simple, (b) quick, and (C) lots of it

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That guy is a blackbuster. - Archie Bunker

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

That guy ain't been the same since he had that vasexomy. - Archie Bunker

A crude meal, no doubt, but the best of all sauces is hunger. - Edward Abbey

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy. - Jack Nicholson

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York. - Steven Wright

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Here's a last bequest: I don't want that guy sayin' my last urology. - Archie Bunker

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

The guy went into the Capitol under the dome and was sellin' the teapots on the side. - Archie Bunker

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed. - Gordon Parks

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker



 

Guitar Pool

Astrology Sudoku Puzzles B

Eat Here

Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Lionized

Vacuum Clean Coffee

Eagle Selfie

Centre of Canada

One Too Many

Saskatchewan Christmas Entrepreneur

Texas 4 Months Apart

Ella Vader

Well Trained Pencil

Extreme Pressure Cooker

Russian BiteLifter

Flower Lips

Old Traffic Jam

Sudoku Sampler B

Cold Corners

Leaning Straight
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11-Dec-2017