Redneck Ceiling Fan

Bubba prefers portable air conditioning

Beat the sweltering summer heat with stylish ceiling fans





Bubba keeps cool with a hot lineup of ceiling fans for every room of his house

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Fans don't boo nobodies. - Reggie Jackson

Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

I'd rather be dead than cool. - Kurt Cobain

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling? - M.C. Escher

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

People differ. Some object to the fan dancer, and others to the fan. - Unknown

If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? - Steven Wright

It's not so much how good a player you are, it's how cool you are. - Slash

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it's called 'fan fiction'. - Joss Whedon

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

When you finally accept that you're a complete dork, your life gets easier. No sense in trying to be cool. - Reese Witherspoon

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

Every ceiling, when reached, becomes a floor, upon which one walks as a matter of course and prescriptive right. - Aldous Huxley

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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16-Oct-2019