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Australian Bacon Salad

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Howard’s favourite song: “Bacon in the morning, bacon in the noon time, bacon at supper time!”

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

In LA, I live on sushi or salad. - Denise Van Outen

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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23-Oct-2017