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Comedy in the animal kingdom

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Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

I'm not funny. What I am is brave. - Lucille Ball

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

For every laugh there should be a tear. - Walt Disney

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

I would rather be called funny than pretty. - Nia Vardalos

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. - Peter Ustinov

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas. - Unknown

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. - Erma Bombeck

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

The best way of removing negativity is to laugh and be joyous. - David Icke

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

I want to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. - William K Zinsser

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. - David Ogilvie

If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there. - Martin Luther

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused. - Proverb

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

You don't have to teach people to be funny, you only have to give them permission. - Harvey Mindess

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. - Billy Joel

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut


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13-Dec-2017