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I live to laugh, and I laugh to live. - Milton Berle

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

For every laugh there should be a tear. - Walt Disney

I would rather be called funny than pretty. - Nia Vardalos

Life in 2017: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - the Joe-kster

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. - Peter Ustinov

Laugh at yourself first before anyone else can. - Elsa Maxwell

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. - Jay Leno

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

The best way of removing negativity is to laugh and be joyous. - David Icke

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. - Dr. Seuss

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. - David Ogilvie

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they will never cease to be amused. - Unknown

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

If evil be said of thee, and if it be true, correct thyself; if it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. - John Powell

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh. - Matthew Perry

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash


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22-Aug-2017