Moose Police
Tough cops don’t need reins
Canadian RCMP patrol all moose crossings
 Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant see also Moose & Police Sections Albino Moose Anon-y-moose Backyard Canadian Pool Call Of The Wild Canadian Border Patrol Canadian Kiss Canadian Moose Dog Canadian North Cookbook Canadian Polo Canadian Squirrel Dalmation Patrol Don’t Annoy A Moose! Driver’s License Please Logging Moose - Alaskan Clydesdale - Only in Alaska Lucky Moose Moose Cheese Moose Hunt Moose Loader Moose Nuggets for Diabetes Moose Parking Moose Steak Moose Team Moosedemeanor Mooselims Moostake Nature Calls Newfie Moose Hunters Only in Canada: MacMoose Only In Canada - Nosey Moose Plenty of Room for God’s Creatures Watch For Moose On Road Winter in Wyoming Wired Moose
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