Lucky Cars

When good things come in threes

Parking in the right spot at the right time



Fallen trees narrowly miss parked cars

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It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


see also   Car  &  Emergency  Sections
Cherry Tree Casualty
Close Call Parking
Falcon Resting in a Tree
Log Out - Here It Comes!
I “Saw” An Accident
Runaway Tree
Tree Houses
Tree Huggers
Tree Hugger’s Environmental Non-Protection
Tree Levitation
Tree Removal
Tree Stump Table
Walking Tree
Where Not To Fall A Tree
Wrap Around Tree

 

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18-Feb-2018