Lucky Cars

When good things come in threes

Parking in the right spot at the right time



Fallen trees narrowly miss parked cars

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


see also   Car  &  Emergency  Sections
Cherry Tree Casualty
Close Call Parking
Falcon Resting in a Tree
Log Out - Here It Comes!
I “Saw” An Accident
Runaway Tree
Tree Houses
Tree Huggers
Tree Hugger’s Environmental Non-Protection
Tree Levitation
Tree Removal
Tree Stump Table
Walking Tree
Where Not To Fall A Tree
Wrap Around Tree

 

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21-Jun-2018