Lucky Cars

When good things come in threes

Parking in the right spot at the right time



Fallen trees narrowly miss parked cars

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Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Bret Harte

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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