Saving Gas

Smart cars that are off the tracks

Making cars and commuter trains compatible

Increasing fuel economy on your trip to work



Smart Cars save gas

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Save your good times till later. - Unknown

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. - Paul Ehrlich

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

Influence is like a savings account. The less you use it, the more you've got. - Andrew Young

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. - Paula Poundstone

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Earn all you can,
Spend all you can,
Save all you can,
But for heaven's sake,
Give all you can. - John Wesley

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world. - Thomas Jefferson

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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22-Sep-2018