Saving Gas

Smart cars that are off the tracks

Making cars and commuter trains compatible

Increasing fuel economy on your trip to work



Smart Cars save gas

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Save your good times till later. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Influence is like a savings account. The less you use it, the more you've got. - Andrew Young

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. - Paula Poundstone

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

"We had to save you because you're the mockingjay, Katniss," says Plutarch. "While you live, the revolution lives." - Suzanne Collins

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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