Saving Gas

Smart cars that are off the tracks

Making cars and commuter trains compatible

Increasing fuel economy on your trip to work



Smart Cars save gas

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Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. - Paul Ehrlich

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Influence is like a savings account. The less you use it, the more you've got. - Andrew Young

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it. - Oscar Wilde

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Earn all you can,
Spend all you can,
Save all you can,
But for heaven's sake,
Give all you can. - John Wesley

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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18-Feb-2018