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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith? - Archie Bunker

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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21-May-2019