Wish-Granting Mirror

Mirror, Mirror on the French Wall - who’s the fairest blonde of all?


In a fancy Paris restaurant, there’s a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth. If you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.

The brunette goes first.“I think I’m the smartest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The redhead goes up to try.“I think I’m the prettiest woman on earth.”
“POOF!” She disappears.

The blonde goes up.“I think...”
“POOF!”


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I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

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A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Things don't change, but by and by our wishes change. - Marcel Proust

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself. - Yogi Berra

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Put increased emphasis on a potential solution and less emphasis on cursing the problem. - Unknown

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

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Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

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The power is detested, and miserable the life, of him who wishes to be feared rather than to be loved. - Cornelius Nepos

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

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The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

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Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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19-Oct-2019