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“Livin' high on the hog in our new FEMA provided livin' quarters!
Now, if they'd only send us some dang grits.
Bless their little FEMA hearts!”
“Dunno what ever'one's complainin' 'bout... MY house didn' flood...”
“Awright, Bertha Mae, its yer turn ta peddle!”
“We had to trade the satellite receiver in for a set of bunny-ears.
The bunny doesn't sink the house.”
“I didn't have enough money to buy a new Airstream trailer.
So I found a new trailer company in Arkansas.
I'm now the proud owner of a brand new Waterstream trailer.”
“How Real South Gawga Rednecks deal with High Water.”
“Ahhhhhh... All the comforts of home, just on water... No flat tires to deal with...
Fishin ain't bad, either... Cold Beer... Perfect...”
“When gas gets too high, rent a Redneck water trailer...”
“Honey, when you suggested a houseboat cruise, this wasn't quite what I was expecting.”
“FOR SALE: Vacation home. Right on the water. Ideal spot for fishing and swimming.”
“There goes the neighbourhood.”
“No phone, no pool, no pets.”
“Retired... without a spare!”
“Redneck honeymoon ship.”
“Redneck love nest.”
“In a freak twist of fate this man was arrested today for property tax evasion
and fleeing the scene of a crime... Full story at 11.”
“It was the most expensive one that I could find - I'm still in debt
after 10 years and it cost me a whole $1!”
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