Redneck Dog Carrier

Every Redneck’s Busch-league companion

Man’s best friend awaits your brewing & viewing!





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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Talent is a wonderful thing, but it won't carry a quitter. - Stephen King

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. - Frank Moore Colby

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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16-Sep-2019