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New communion service with German beer for the new German Pope

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise. - Oscar Wilde

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Failure is necessary to succeed and will become your biggest blessing. - Lynn Bardowski

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

I have great respect for the Pope. I like the Pope. I actually like him. - Donald Trump

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. - George Carlin

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. - Winston Churchill

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


see also   Religious  Section
Behind The Scenes Pope Election
Blessings for Mankind and Womankind
Can’t Get Rid of the Old Pope Smell
Cardinals Select New Pope
Deciding The Next Pope
Ex-Benedict
If I Could Do It, So Can You!
List of Catholic Popes
Pope Francis es Numero Uno
Pope Woody
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23-Sep-2019