Philosophy of House Cleaning

What NOT to do if you want your husband to find them again


1. A clean house is the sign of a broken computer and mine is working fine.

2. I don’t disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own.

3. I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because I don’t want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

4. I don’t do windows because I love birds and don’t want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

5. I don’t iron because I choose to believe them when they say “Permanent Press”.

6. I don’t mind the dust bunnies because they are very good company. I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

7. I don’t plant a garden because I don’t want to get in God’s way. He is an excellent designer.

8. I don’t pull weeds in the garden because I don’t want to get in Mother Nature’s way - she’s an excellent designer.

9. I don’t put things away because my husband will never be able to find them again.

10. I don’t Spring Clean because I love all the seasons and don’t want the others to get jealous.

11. I don’t stress much on anything because “A Type” personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol’ woman!

12. I don’t wax floors because I am terrified a guest will slip & hurt themselves. I’d feel terrible and they may sue me.


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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

"I have done my best." That is about all the philosophy of living one needs. - Lin Yutang

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown


see also   Relationship  Section
Every Man’s Philosophy
Evolution and Philosophy
Irish Philosophy
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