Philosophy of House Cleaning

What NOT to do if you want your husband to find them again


1. A clean house is the sign of a broken computer and mine is working fine.

2. I don’t disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own.

3. I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because I don’t want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

4. I don’t do windows because I love birds and don’t want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

5. I don’t iron because I choose to believe them when they say “Permanent Press”.

6. I don’t mind the dust bunnies because they are very good company. I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

7. I don’t plant a garden because I don’t want to get in God’s way. He is an excellent designer.

8. I don’t pull weeds in the garden because I don’t want to get in Mother Nature’s way - she’s an excellent designer.

9. I don’t put things away because my husband will never be able to find them again.

10. I don’t Spring Clean because I love all the seasons and don’t want the others to get jealous.

11. I don’t stress much on anything because “A Type” personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol’ woman!

12. I don’t wax floors because I am terrified a guest will slip & hurt themselves. I’d feel terrible and they may sue me.


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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there. - Sydney J. Harris

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly. - Isaac Asimov

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois


see also   Relationship  Section
Every Man’s Philosophy
Evolution and Philosophy
Irish Philosophy
Philosophy 101 - The Chair That Doesn't Exist

 

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20-Aug-2019