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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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