Eggsellent Friends

What eggsellent friends are...

“A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg
even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”



Eggsellent Friends

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. - Anais Nin

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


see also   Egg  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Family
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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16-Jul-2019