Eggsellent Friends

What eggsellent friends are...

“A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg
even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”



Eggsellent Friends

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


see also   Egg  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Family
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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15-Sep-2019