After-Gas Piggy Bank

What your piggy bank looks like after gassing up



After-Gas Piggy Bank

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers


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