After-Gas Piggy Bank

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After-Gas Piggy Bank

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar


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