Not-So-Quiet Hunter’s Son

Debut hunting trip for father and son


A father and son went hunting together for the first time.

The father said, “Stay here and be very QUIET. I’ll be across the field.”

A few minutes later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his son.

“What’s wrong?” the father asked. “I told you to be quiet!”

The son answered, “Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn’t move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn’t cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn’t cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said, “Should we eat them here, or take them with us?” Well, I just panicked!”


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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

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A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

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When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

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It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

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Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

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The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

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23-Aug-2017