Aussie Definition of “Lucky”

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Lucky Darwin Australia man - left arm amputated after being bitten nine times by deadly snake

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Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway

I was bitten by an octopus. - Ted Cruz

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. - Will Rogers

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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20-Aug-2018