Aussie Definition of “Lucky”

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Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

The best luck of all is the luck you make yourself. - Douglas MacArthur

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Bret Harte

Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite. - Archie Bunker

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

We have bitten off more than we can chew, but we'll chew as fast as we can. - Ian Holloway

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown


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24-Sep-2019