NFL Military

Finding a place for kneeling NFL players on the battlefield



the Military should kneel down and let the NFL players handle North Korea bombs

“I think if North Korea bombs us the military should kneel down and let the NFL players handle it.”

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne


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21-Sep-2018