Unhappy Halloween

No thumbs up for his first Halloween



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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

There is not a more unhappy being than a superannuated idol. - Joseph Addison

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson


see also   Halloween  Section
Alien Halloween Costume
Costume Ride
Custom Halloween Costume
Dead Phone
Grandparent’s Halloween
Halloween Birth
Halloween Clouds
Halloween Costumes of Yesteryear
Halloween Cyclist
Halloween Dog
Halloween House
Halloween Lamp
Halloween Special
Halloween Toilet
Halloween Transformers
Halloween Weatherman
Halloween Web
Headless Dogman
Here Comes Baby
Hobbit Halloween
Hobbit Love
How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Candy
Pumpkin Carvings
Pumpkin Dentures
Pumpkin Pi
Pumpkin Skull
Pumpkin-Themed Baby Announcement
Redneck Halloween
Sick Pumpkin
Smiley Pumpkin
Tree Pumpkins
Trumpkins
VW Pumpkin
Which Witch
Witch Relatives
Worst Halloween Decoration

 

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17-Jun-2019