Unhappy Halloween

No thumbs up for his first Halloween



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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. - Groucho Marx

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee


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Custom Halloween Costume
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Grandparent’s Halloween
Halloween Birth
Halloween Clouds
Halloween Costumes of Yesteryear
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Halloween Dog
Halloween House
Halloween Lamp
Halloween Special
Halloween Toilet
Halloween Transformers
Halloween Weatherman
Halloween Web
Headless Dogman
Here Comes Baby
Hobbit Halloween
Hobbit Love
How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Candy
Pumpkin Carvings
Pumpkin Dentures
Pumpkin Pi
Pumpkin Skull
Pumpkin-Themed Baby Announcement
Redneck Halloween
Sick Pumpkin
Smiley Pumpkin
Tree Pumpkins
Trumpkins
VW Pumpkin
Which Witch
Witch Relatives
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19-Apr-2019