On The Eighth Day

Creation of American heroes

On The Eighth Day God Created Canadians, eh

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Canadians are Americans with no Disneyland. - Margaret Mahy

America is a tune. It must be sung together. - Gerald Stanley Lee

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Without destruction, there is no creation, there is no change. - Oda Nobunaga

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. - Albert Einstein

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

The town is as full as ever of 'characters,' all created by each other. - Wilfred Sheed

Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them. - George Bernard Shaw

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. - Will Rogers

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

see also   Canada  Section
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Everything You’ve Ever Wanted To Know About Canada
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