On The Eighth Day

Creation of American heroes



On The Eighth Day God Created Canadians, eh

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God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Progress is not created by contented people. - Frank Tyger

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

America is the land of permanent waves and impermanent wives. - Brendan Behan

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. - James Baldwin

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet, and making meetings end. - Robert Orben

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. - Ann Landers

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


see also   Canada  Section
Backyard Canadian Pool
Canada Day Quiz
Canada in Space
Canada Storms on East and West Coasts
Canadian Beer Storage
Canadian Breakdancing
Canadian Coat Of Arms
Canadian Driving Perk
Canadian Jet Fighter
Canadian Kiss
Canadian Moose Dog
Canadian North Cookbook
Canadian Parking
Canadian Parties
Canadian Polo
Canadian Problems
Canadian Squirrel
Canadian Swimming
Canadian Trap
Canadian Warship
Canadian Weather
Canadian Whiskey
Cold Canada Winter
Everything You’ve Ever Wanted To Know About Canada
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How Babies Are Made In Canada
Police Profiling In Canada
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19-Feb-2018