On The Eighth Day

Creation of American heroes

On The Eighth Day God Created Canadians, eh

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Progress is not created by contented people. - Frank Tyger

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

America is the land of permanent waves and impermanent wives. - Brendan Behan

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. - James Baldwin

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet, and making meetings end. - Robert Orben

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. - Ann Landers

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

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Canada in Space
Canada Storms on East and West Coasts
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Canadian Breakdancing
Canadian Coat Of Arms
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Cold Canada Winter
Everything You’ve Ever Wanted To Know About Canada
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