On The Eighth Day

Creation of American heroes



On The Eighth Day God Created Canadians, eh

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Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Without destruction, there is no creation, there is no change. - Oda Nobunaga

Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans. - Bob Geldof

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them. - George Bernard Shaw

America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up. - Oscar Wilde

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. - Will Rogers

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. - Oscar Wilde

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet, and making meetings end. - Robert Orben

One good thing about living in America is that there is no neurosis too insignificant to merit its own paperback. - Deborah Solomon

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown


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20-Jun-2018