Blue Tooth Technology

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Redneck BlueTooth Technology

Bluetooth - a wireless technology standard for exchanging data over short distances (using short-wavelength UHF radio waves) from fixed and mobile devices, and building personal area networks (PANs). Invented by telecom vendor Ericsson in 1994, it can connect several devices, overcoming problems of synchronization. It was originally conceived as a wireless alternative to RS-232 data cables.

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Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

There's nothing like biting off more than you can chew, and then chewing anyway. - Mark Burnett

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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23-Mar-2019