Chipwrecked

Something fishy spotted in Pismo Beach



Chipwrecked in Pismo Beach, California

How to sell Fish & Chips in California

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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

A clever person turns great troubles into little ones and little ones into none at all. - Chinese proverb

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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