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Dogs  and  Kids  are best  friends

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I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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18-Jun-2018