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Dogs  and  Kids  are best  friends

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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“Me? No - I Use That Hydrant!”

 

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15-Dec-2018