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Dogs  and  Kids  are best  friends

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I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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21-Sep-2018