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Dogs  and  Kids  are best  friends

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Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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