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Dogs  and  Kids  are best  friends

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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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17-Jul-2019