Veggie Face

Halloween contest in the garden patch





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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis


  Halloween  art
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Halloween Horse
Halloween Lamp
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19-Oct-2019