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I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out. - Colin Mochrie

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Calm down, take a deep breath, and hold it for about 20 minutes. - Unknown

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

We only become what we are by the radical and deep-seated refusal of that which others have made of us. - Jean-Paul Sartre

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Idealism springs from deep feelings, but feelings are nothing without the formulated idea that keeps them whole. - Jacques Barzun

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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Halloween Costumes of Yesteryear
Halloween Cyclist
Halloween Dog
Halloween Lamp

 

Running Track

Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!!

DogWood

Feel-Good Story of the Year

Octostump

Poodle Power

Anyone Home?

Newfie Cab Driver - Can You Guess His Number?

Men In Kilts

iPhone Sushi

2 At A Time

Redneck House Move

Circle Of Fear

Busy Train

Kia vs Nokia

Redneck Potter's Wheel

Child Disarma-meant

Grandma Needs Help

Friendly BBQ Reminder

Cell Phone Book
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14-Sep-2019