Redneck Bubble Bath

When only construction-grade plumbing will do

Preparing a hot bath on the jobsite



Taking a hot bath on the jobsite in a construction digger bucket

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Volcanoes erupting hot guava - Archie Bunker

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. - Groucho Marx

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar

Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis. - Zig Ziglar

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Unknown

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien


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17-Sep-2019