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Everything you can imagine is real. - Pablo Picasso

You can observe a lot just by watching. - Yogi Berra

If you can believe it, the mind can achieve it. - Ronnie Lott

You can only be afraid of what you think you know. - Jiddu Krishnamurti

You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing. - Meryl Streep

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

We don't know who we are until we see what we can do. - Martha Grimes

When you're out of willpower, you can call on stubbornness. - Henri Matisse

Tough decisions... if you can't make them, you can't lead. - John C Maxwell

If you can't see it, before you see it, you'll never see it. - Dr. Jack Graham

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right. - Henry Ford

Get your facts first - then you can distort them as much as you please. - Mark Twain

You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat. - Christy Mathewson

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

You can do anything in this world if you are prepared to take the consequences. - W Somerset Maugham

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

In the end no one gets out alive, so you may as well enjoy every moment you can. - Peter Legge

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle

If you can't do anything extraordinary, then do something ordinary extraordinarily well. - Unknown

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may occur to make you regret your premature action. - Aaron Burr

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


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18-Jun-2018