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Big Bird in Today's Unemployment Line

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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23-Jul-2019