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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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15-Sep-2019