Bacon Cheeseburger

Having a boar-ing day on the farm

Ever wondered how a bacon cheeseburger is made?



How a bacon cheeseburger is made - mating of pig and cow

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In a pig's dye - Archie Bunker

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman


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19-Jul-2019