Intelligent Life?

Alien-ation domination


Two aliens out in space were looking down on our planet.

The first alien said, “It seems the dominant life-forms on Earth have developed satellite-based weapons.”

The second alien asked, “Are they an emerging intelligence?”

“I don’t think so,” the first responded. “They have the weapons aimed at themselves.”


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I want to make a poem of my life. - Yukio Mishima

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

Don't go through life, grow through life. - Eric Butterworth

Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat. - Robert Frost

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you. - Kim Kardashian

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

The best and most beautiful things in life cannot be seen, not touched, but are felt in the heart. - Helen Keller

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. - Unknown

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It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown


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23-Sep-2019