Wisdom from Little Pierre - Little Johnny’s French relative
The first grade teacher was asking her class to describe the use of Ozonol.
Little Mary got up and explained that she had fallen while roller skating and scratched her knee. She went home and her Mother cleaned the cut and put a bandage with Ozonol on her knee and it was all better.
The teacher was so proud and then asked other children if they had any explanation of the word.
Little Pierre raised his hand and started to explain.
“Well Teacher, da udder nite, me an my fodder are watching da Montreeal and Tampa Ockey Game. An den my mudder start to do da vaccum. Den, my fodder, yell at my mudder, ‘ai, ai, ai, ai, Tabarnack Louise, put dat dang ting haway now or I'll stick it up your harse, Ose an all.’ ”
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