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Go where the guitar takes you. - Unknown

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

I just go where the guitar takes me. - Angus Young

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Record Company

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

To stay a great singer or guitar player, you've go to do it 24 7. That's what I do. - Sammy Hagar

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M. Nixon

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix


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