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Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Go where the guitar takes you. - Unknown

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

I just go where the guitar takes me. - Angus Young

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. - Ludwig Van Beethoven

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W.H. Auden

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

To stay a great singer or guitar player, you've go to do it 24 7. That's what I do. - Sammy Hagar

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham


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