Signs You’re Flat Broke
Do you go back for seconds at communion?

1. American Express calls and says, “Leave home without it!”

2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

3. You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

4. You’ve rolled so many pennies, you’ve formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.

5. Long distance companies don’t call you to switch anymore.

6. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

7. Your rob Peter... and then rob Paul.

8. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

9. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

10. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.

11. McDonald’s supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

12. At communion you go back for seconds.

13. You wash your toilet paper.

14. You have to save up to be poor.

15. On Thanksgiving your Dad would bring home a picture of a Thanksgiving meal.

16. You owe yourself money.

17. Your imaginary friend has more money than you.


see also   Stress  &  Survivor  Sections

 

Baby Brother For Christmas

Restroom Signs

Baby Christmas Tree

Redneck Advent Calendar

Original Batman

2019 Hooters Owl & Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

New Threat In Iraq

Fiery Entrance

Princess Parking

Bird Walker

Office Party Grinch

The Original Smart Phone

Never Go Full Retard

Floor Legs

Bowen Arrow

Aussie Mailbox

Pike Mouth Nest

Horse-Back Riding

Same Mistake Twice

Vegan Dentist
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

19-Dec-2018