Newfie Senior Scooter

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Portable toilet on scooter

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I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown


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18-Sep-2019