A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
behind him. Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright
coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him... BUMP...
The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces quickly after
him, faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles
with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin
flapping... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding. With a CRASH, the coffin breaks down the door. Coming slowly towards him, the man screaming, reaches for something, anything...
All he can find is a box of cough drops!
Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ...
... and... of... course,
... the coffin stops!
So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare
Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert
Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown
I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson
My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque
Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie
When at a loss how to go on, in speaking, cough. - Greek Proverb
Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown
A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau
Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold
There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown
The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown
A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees
I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley
I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen
If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker
I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown
The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King
Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey
I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan
Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes
Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn
The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas
Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla
The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran
The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman
If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland
Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli
I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa
It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt
Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee
All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside
I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift
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