A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
behind him. Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright
coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him... BUMP...
The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces quickly after
him, faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles
with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin
flapping... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding. With a CRASH, the coffin breaks down the door. Coming slowly towards him, the man screaming, reaches for something, anything...
All he can find is a box of cough drops!
Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ...
... and... of... course,
... the coffin stops!
Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie
When at a loss how to go on, in speaking, cough. - Greek Proverb
A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau
It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs
Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown
Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart
There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown
Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night. - Archie Bunker
True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken
The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence
If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton
We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach
This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas
I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown
In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson
The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery
The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega
I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood
Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani
Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas
The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman
Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli
The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly
I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich
All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin
It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt
Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek
Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee
I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift
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