[Does your company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right position? Try this simple experiment to place your employees where they belong...]
Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone, come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation:
If they are counting and recounting the bricks - Put them in Accounts Dept.
If they are wrongly counting the bricks - Put them in Stores Dept.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks - Put them in Engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - Put them in Planning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other - Put them in Operations.
If they are sleeping - Put them in Security.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces - Put them in Information Technology.
If they are sitting idle - Put them in Human Resource Dept.
If they have thrown the bricks out of the window - Put them in Materials Dept.
If they are clinging on to the bricks - Put them in Treasury.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has moved - Put them in Sales.
If they have already left for the day - Put them in Marketing.
If they are staring out of the window - Put them in Shipping.
If they are searching for defects - Put them in Quality Control.
If they are talking to each other and not a brick has been moved - Put them in Top Management...
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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell
The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi
Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards
If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown
When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith
An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert
You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross
If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey
Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown
Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery
It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb
It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome
I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson
Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown
You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen
The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell
The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre
The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost
Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner
I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr
A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell
He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston
Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt
Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein
If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach
Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay
Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer
If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson
Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke
It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw
Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele
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