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Sausage Consultation
Adding up the legal costs for meat loss

A dog ran into a butcher’s shop, grabbed a string of sausages, and ran back out again. The irate butcher recognized the dog as belonging to one of his regular customers - a lawyer.

That afternoon he went to the lawyer’s office and said to the lawyer, “If a dog steals meat from my store, do I have the right to demand payment from the dog’s owner?”

The lawyer replied, “Yes, absolutely.”

“Well,” said the butcher, “you owe me nine dollars for the sausages your dog stole this morning.”

The lawyer sighed and wrote out a cheque for $9.

A week later the butcher received an envelope from the lawyer containing a bill for $50 for consultation.


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17-Oct-2019