Three guys, a Canadian, Saddam Hussein and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give each of you each one wish, that’s three wishes total,” says the Genie. The Canadian says, “I am a farmer, my father was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.” With a blink of the Genie’s eye, “POOF” the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Saddam Hussein was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around Iraq, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state.” Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye, “POOF” there was a huge wall around Iraq. “Uncle Sam” (A former civil engineer), asks, “I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.” The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - virtually impenetrable.” Uncle Sam says, “Fill it with water.” What this joe-k looked like prior to 2000:  Wet Wish see also   Genie   Section 40th Wedding Anniversary Blonde Men Bottomless Mug Cinderella Joe-kette Cowboy’s Gift From Revenue Canada Emu Order Ostrich Genie Lawyer’s Genie-ous Catch Marching Genie The Meaning Of Life Men Are Like Horoscopes Project Management Spectacular Job Understanding Women   Nice Try, China Enough Art Supplies Earth Day Memories Italian Fire Exit Scottish Lawnmower Self Confidence Wrong On So Many Levels Reflection Which Way Cupcakes Woman Argument Fat Monkey Sculpture Buddha Is Watching You Picnic Boat Launch Carnations vs. Roses After Easter Bunny Manitoba Spring Day Catch Up With Jesus Forgotten Easter Eggs Broken Egg Stuffed Bunny

23-Apr-2019