Art Show

Expressing the feeling within you


Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray colour that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.

Liz walks over to the artist and says, “I don’t understand your paintings.”

“I paint what I feel inside me,” explains the artist.

“Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?”


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History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

A negative thinker sees a difficulty in every opportunity. A positive thinker sees an opportunity in every difficulty. - Zig Ziglar

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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21-Jul-2019