Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
Q: What is the Taliban’s national bird?
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: Why does the Afghanistan Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from.
Q: Why aren’t there any Wal-Marts in Afghanistan?
A. Because there’s a Target on every corner.
An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte
I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet
A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau
Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker
Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert
The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III
People will exceed targets they set themselves. - Gordon Dryden
The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx
I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur
In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults
The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch
The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam
I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel
If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev
When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher
A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley
A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton
Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright
The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin
A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes
I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte
We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker
It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod
Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel
We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt
If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman
New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan
You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche
If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan
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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit
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Don't Get Your Head In A Knot
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