A big earthquake of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East.
Two million Muslims are dead and over a million are injured. Iraq, Iran and Syria are totally ruined and the governments ask for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.
Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil and monetary assistance.
Latin American countries are sending clothing.
New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crop.
The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.
Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.
The new American President, Donald Trump, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Muslims.
All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers
Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying
Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill
National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown
Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson
Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross
You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle
I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan
The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong
People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain
My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes
Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers
What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson
Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki
Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson
The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan
If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump
One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson
When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader
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