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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. - Steven Wright

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield


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12-Dec-2018