Standing Guard

Unfortunately Boris was assigned to night watch that evening



Skeleton Horseman riding on Skeleton Horse

Post-Halloween watch at the graveyard

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Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey


see also   Halloween,  Illusion,  Stress  &  Tombstone  Sections
Aging Mermaid
Chest Walk
Dead End Road
Dead Phone
Elderly Rocker
Halloween Weatherman
Jurassic Squirrel
Mal Nutrition
Owl Skeleton
Pacman Skeleton
Restaurant Wait-er
SkeleBike
SkeleChair
Skeleton Cat
Skeleton Hairstyle
Skeleton Leaf Fan
Skeleton Opera
Skeletons In The Closet
Taxidermist Bike
Urban Thug Anatomy

 

Fire Face

Angry Birds

Uplifting Water Dispenser

Cat Bowls

School Nap

3 Stages Of A Man's Life

Just Buried

With The Pope

Chain Mail

Who's There?

Unfortunate Sign Burnouts

Daily Trivia J

Saskatchewan Wind Chimes

Ice Cream Rose

Dawn Gone

Bolt Action Door

You Want Me To Do What?

Metro Support

Fear Of Light

South Africa Taxi
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18-Feb-2018