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You can’t help stupid



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There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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