I Shoot People!

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Wedding photographers shoot people

Wedding photographer with a loaded message

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Always say no, and you will never by married. - French Proverb

Many people set rules to keep from making decisions. - Mike Krzyzewski

The earth swarms with people who are not worth talking to. - Voltaire

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

People need hard times and oppression to develop psychic muscles. - Emily Dickinson

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing. - Dale Carnegie

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi Hendrix

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

People say: idle curiosity. The one thing that curiosity cannot be is idle. - Leo Rosten

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses. - Alphonse Karr

Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglasses. - Lady Gaga

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

There is no such thing as a weird human being. It's just that some people require more understanding than others. - Tom Robbins

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."” - Mark Twain

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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19-Jul-2018