I Shoot People!

Winner of the “Politically Incorrect Photo Shoot” award

Wedding photographers shoot people

Wedding photographer with a loaded message

People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins

People will exceed targets they set themselves. - Gordon Dryden

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Tough times don't last, but tough people do. - Robert H Schuller

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

The Irish are a fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Samuel Johnson

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi Hendrix

I've liked lots of people 'til I went on a picnic jaunt with them. - Bess Truman

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. - Dick Cavett

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. - Dian Fossey

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got. - Sophia Loren

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

You're never allowed to step on people to get ahead, but you can step over them if they're in your way. - Star Jones

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

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